What does God call his nose?
God knows.
Bible jokes - Page 4
The Bible, 5/10.
Too much Worldbuilding.
Too much Worldbuilding.
The Holy Bible is proven to be 100% accurate.
When thrown at a close-range, especially.
When thrown at a close-range, especially.
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
He didn’t want to split hairs.
The Bible is not a very good book.
But Noah’s arc was flooded with good story.
But Noah’s arc was flooded with good story.
There's a lot of crossover between the Bible and Spongebob?
Both are quite holey.
Both are quite holey.
When is medicine first mentioned in the Bible?
When God gave Moses two tablets.
When God gave Moses two tablets.
At what time of day did God create Adam?
Just before Eve.
Just before Eve.
How did Jacob cheer on his grandson?
"You’re the Manasseh!”
"You’re the Manasseh!”
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
Samson. He brought the house down.
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