There's a lot of crossover between the Bible and Spongebob?
Both are quite holey.
There's a lot of crossover between the
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I think I have a bible fetish.
I just came to that revelation.
I just came to that revelation.
A lawyer gets diagnosed with a terminal Illness.
On his deathbed, he asks for a Bible. The hospital staff thinks he has become religious now that his end is near. The doctor notices him going through every line carefully with a grave expression, so he asks, "what are you doing?". The lawyer looks up and replies dryly, "looking for a loophole."
On his deathbed, he asks for a Bible. The hospital staff thinks he has become religious now that his end is near. The doctor notices him going through every line carefully with a grave expression, so he asks, "what are you doing?". The lawyer looks up and replies dryly, "looking for a loophole."
Trying to read multiple versions of The Bible at the same time is really difficult.
You have to do a lot of... cross referencing.
You have to do a lot of... cross referencing.
In the bible, Samson was a tough man.
But his father Samsonite was a real hard case.
But his father Samsonite was a real hard case.
There are only two instruments mentioned in the Bible.
Trumpets and saxophones when they mention the "wailing of the damned."
Trumpets and saxophones when they mention the "wailing of the damned."
The Bible, 5/10.
Too much Worldbuilding.
Too much Worldbuilding.
The Bible has so many fantastic stories.
It's unbelievable!
It's unbelievable!
Who was the shortest man in the Bible?
Nehemiah (knee-high-miah).
Nehemiah (knee-high-miah).
Who was the 1st surfer in the Bible?
Paul. In Acts, he "came ashore on a board"!
Paul. In Acts, he "came ashore on a board"!
To what extent did Cain abhor his sibling?
For whatever length of time that he was Abel.
For whatever length of time that he was Abel.
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