The Bible, 5/10.
Too much Worldbuilding.
The Bible, 5/10. Too much
More jokes on Bible jokes
The Bible has so many fantastic stories.
It's unbelievable!
It's unbelievable!
Who was the shortest man in the Bible?
Nehemiah (knee-high-miah).
Nehemiah (knee-high-miah).
Who was the 1st surfer in the Bible?
Paul. In Acts, he "came ashore on a board"!
Paul. In Acts, he "came ashore on a board"!
To what extent did Cain abhor his sibling?
For whatever length of time that he was Abel.
For whatever length of time that he was Abel.
Which king in the Bible preferred to do everything alone?
King Solomon.
King Solomon.
How did the 12 disciples travel?
By driving a Honda. The Bible says they were all in one Accord.
By driving a Honda. The Bible says they were all in one Accord.
Which nursery song would Jesus have heard the most?
"Mary Had a Little Lamb.”
"Mary Had a Little Lamb.”
What types of boats do believers want to go on?
Discipleship and worship.
Discipleship and worship.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
He was in ‘de Nile.
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