Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the
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Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple.
She fell for the Big Apple.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
On the side of his head.
Who were Gumby’s favorite Bible characters?
Shadrack, Meshack & AhBENDago.
Shadrack, Meshack & AhBENDago.
What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
Ruthless.
Ruthless.
Which Bible character had no parents?
Joshua, son of Nun.
Joshua, son of Nun.
What do they call pastors in Germany?
German Shepherds.
German Shepherds.
What sort of lights were on Noah’s Ark?
Floodlights.
Floodlights.
What is the best way to study the Bible?
You Luke into it.
You Luke into it.
How do we know that cars are in the New Testament?
Because Jesus was a car-painter (carpenter).
Because Jesus was a car-painter (carpenter).
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
Because they were using "fowl" language.
Because they were using "fowl" language.
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