How do we know that cars are in the New Testament?
Because Jesus was a car-painter (carpenter).
How do we know that cars are in the New
More jokes on Bible jokes
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
Because they were using "fowl" language.
Because they were using "fowl" language.
For what reason did the falcon sit on the congregation steeple?
Since it was a feathered creature of ask.
Since it was a feathered creature of ask.
Which Bible character is a locksmith?
Zacchaeus.
Zacchaeus.
Which Bible character was super-fit?
Absalom.
Absalom.
Which book of the major prophets is the easiest to understand?
EZekiel.
EZekiel.
What do you call a prophet who’s also a chef?
Habakkuk.
Habakkuk.
How did Paul greet his friend?
"Give me Phi-lemon!”
"Give me Phi-lemon!”
How did Jacob cheer on his grandson?
"You’re the Manasseh!”
"You’re the Manasseh!”
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
He didn’t want to split hairs.
What do you call person who's read every word of the Bible cover to cover twice?
An atheist.
An atheist.
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