What do they call pastors in Germany?
German Shepherds.
What do they call pastors in
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What sort of lights were on Noah’s Ark?
Floodlights.
Floodlights.
What is the best way to study the Bible?
You Luke into it.
You Luke into it.
How do we know that cars are in the New Testament?
Because Jesus was a car-painter (carpenter).
Because Jesus was a car-painter (carpenter).
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
Because they were using "fowl" language.
Because they were using "fowl" language.
For what reason did the falcon sit on the congregation steeple?
Since it was a feathered creature of ask.
Since it was a feathered creature of ask.
Which Bible character is a locksmith?
Zacchaeus.
Zacchaeus.
Which Bible character was super-fit?
Absalom.
Absalom.
Which book of the major prophets is the easiest to understand?
EZekiel.
EZekiel.
What do you call a prophet who’s also a chef?
Habakkuk.
Habakkuk.
How did Paul greet his friend?
"Give me Phi-lemon!”
"Give me Phi-lemon!”
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