How did the 12 disciples travel?
By driving a Honda. The Bible says they were all in one Accord.
How did the 12 disciples travel? By
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Which nursery song would Jesus have heard the most?
"Mary Had a Little Lamb.”
"Mary Had a Little Lamb.”
What types of boats do believers want to go on?
Discipleship and worship.
Discipleship and worship.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
He was in ‘de Nile.
Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple.
She fell for the Big Apple.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
On the side of his head.
Who were Gumby’s favorite Bible characters?
Shadrack, Meshack & AhBENDago.
Shadrack, Meshack & AhBENDago.
What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
Ruthless.
Ruthless.
Which Bible character had no parents?
Joshua, son of Nun.
Joshua, son of Nun.
What do they call pastors in Germany?
German Shepherds.
German Shepherds.
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