"Guys pray for my friend. He told me he only believed 12.5% of the bible...
He said he's an eighth theist."
Bible jokes - Page 8
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older.
Then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.
Then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.
The thief that stole my diary and my Bible died today.
My thoughts and prayers are with his family.
My thoughts and prayers are with his family.
Problems are like Bible salesmen...
If you pretend that they are not there, sooner or later they disappear.
If you pretend that they are not there, sooner or later they disappear.
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the Bible.
On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
Quackers.
Quackers.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
As long as he was Abel.
Why didn't Noah go fishing?
He only had two worms.
He only had two worms.
Who was the greatest female businessperson in the Bible?
Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
What type of car does Jesus drive?
A Christ-ler.
A Christ-ler.
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