Why didn't Noah go fishing?
He only had two worms.
Why didn't Noah go fishing? He only
More jokes on Bible jokes
How do you know that atoms are Catholic?
They have Mass.
They have Mass.
Who was the greatest female businessperson in the Bible?
Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
How do angels greet each other?
Halo, halo, halo.
Halo, halo, halo.
What type of car does Jesus drive?
A Christ-ler.
A Christ-ler.
What did pirates call Noah’s boat?
"The arrrrrrk.”
"The arrrrrrk.”
Why did Boaz hate lying?
Because he loved truth.
Because he loved truth.
Why didn’t anyone want to fight Goliath?
It seemed like a giant ordeal.
It seemed like a giant ordeal.
What’s a believer’s favorite fruit?
Spiritual.
Spiritual.
What did Adam say to Eve when handing her something to wear?
"Take it or leaf it.”
"Take it or leaf it.”
What did the lawyer ask when someone started talking about God’s will?
"Was it notarized?”
"Was it notarized?”
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