What type of car does Jesus drive?
A Christ-ler.
What type of car does Jesus drive? A
More jokes on Bible jokes
What did pirates call Noah’s boat?
"The arrrrrrk.”
"The arrrrrrk.”
Why did Boaz hate lying?
Because he loved truth.
Because he loved truth.
Why didn’t anyone want to fight Goliath?
It seemed like a giant ordeal.
It seemed like a giant ordeal.
What’s a believer’s favorite fruit?
Spiritual.
Spiritual.
What did Adam say to Eve when handing her something to wear?
"Take it or leaf it.”
"Take it or leaf it.”
What did the lawyer ask when someone started talking about God’s will?
"Was it notarized?”
"Was it notarized?”
What’s a Christian’s favorite card game?
Eucharist.
Eucharist.
If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
Because he would be several thousand years old.
Because he would be several thousand years old.
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
What was the first word out of Adam's mouth when he first saw Eve?
Whoa man! Thus, the word "woman" was created.
Whoa man! Thus, the word "woman" was created.
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