What’s a believer’s favorite fruit?
Spiritual.
What’s a believer’s favorite
More jokes on Bible jokes
What did Adam say to Eve when handing her something to wear?
"Take it or leaf it.”
"Take it or leaf it.”
What did the lawyer ask when someone started talking about God’s will?
"Was it notarized?”
"Was it notarized?”
What’s a Christian’s favorite card game?
Eucharist.
Eucharist.
If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
Because he would be several thousand years old.
Because he would be several thousand years old.
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
What was the first word out of Adam's mouth when he first saw Eve?
Whoa man! Thus, the word "woman" was created.
Whoa man! Thus, the word "woman" was created.
Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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