Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
Who was the greatest financier in the
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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
What animal could Noah not trust?
Cheetah.
Cheetah.
Which Bible Character is a locksmith?
Zaccheus.
Zaccheus.
At Sunday School the children were learning how according to the Bible God created everything, including human beings.
Johnny paid particular attention when the teacher told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.
Later that week, Johnny’s mother found him lying on his bed as though he were ill, and asked him, "Johnny, what’s the matter?”
Johnny replied, "I’ve got a pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife.”
Johnny paid particular attention when the teacher told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.
Later that week, Johnny’s mother found him lying on his bed as though he were ill, and asked him, "Johnny, what’s the matter?”
Johnny replied, "I’ve got a pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife.”
Which biblical character was the youngest to speak foul language?
Job, because he cursed the day he was born.
Job, because he cursed the day he was born.
How do we know Adam was a Baptist?
Only a Baptist could stand next to a naked woman and be tempted by a piece of fruit.
Only a Baptist could stand next to a naked woman and be tempted by a piece of fruit.
Who is the biggest sinner in the bible?
Moses, he broke all the commandments at once.
Moses, he broke all the commandments at once.
There's a lot of crossover between the Bible and Spongebob?
Both are quite holey.
Both are quite holey.
I think I have a bible fetish.
I just came to that revelation.
I just came to that revelation.
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