Recently, I've been using the Bible for support.
I've got a wobbly coffee table.
Bible jokes - Page 6
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
Because they were using "fowl" language.
Because they were using "fowl" language.
Why are there no Hondas in the bible?
Because Jesus never spoke of his own Accord.
Because Jesus never spoke of his own Accord.
Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple.
She fell for the Big Apple.
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
I think I have a bible fetish.
I just came to that revelation.
I just came to that revelation.
How do we know Moses wore a wig?
Because sometimes he was with Aaron and sometimes he wasn’t.
Because sometimes he was with Aaron and sometimes he wasn’t.
What was the first word out of Adam's mouth when he first saw Eve?
Whoa man! Thus, the word "woman" was created.
Whoa man! Thus, the word "woman" was created.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Hebrews it.
How do you make Holy Water?
Get regular water and boil the devil out of it.
Get regular water and boil the devil out of it.
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