What did pirates call Noah’s boat?
"The arrrrrrk.”
Bible jokes - Page 9
Why didn’t anyone want to fight Goliath?
It seemed like a giant ordeal.
It seemed like a giant ordeal.
What’s a believer’s favorite fruit?
Spiritual.
Spiritual.
What did the lawyer ask when someone started talking about God’s will?
"Was it notarized?”
"Was it notarized?”
What’s a Christian’s favorite card game?
Eucharist.
Eucharist.
If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
Because he would be several thousand years old.
Because he would be several thousand years old.
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
What animal could Noah not trust?
Cheetah.
Cheetah.
At Sunday School the children were learning how according to the Bible God created everything, including human beings.
Johnny paid particular attention when the teacher told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.
Later that week, Johnny’s mother found him lying on his bed as though he were ill, and asked him, "Johnny, what’s the matter?”
Johnny replied, "I’ve got a pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife.”
Johnny paid particular attention when the teacher told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.
Later that week, Johnny’s mother found him lying on his bed as though he were ill, and asked him, "Johnny, what’s the matter?”
Johnny replied, "I’ve got a pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife.”
How do we know Adam was a Baptist?
Only a Baptist could stand next to a naked woman and be tempted by a piece of fruit.
Only a Baptist could stand next to a naked woman and be tempted by a piece of fruit.
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