Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Bible jokes - Page 5
What do they call pastors in Germany?
German Shepherds.
German Shepherds.
How do angels greet each other?
Halo, halo, halo.
Halo, halo, halo.
I started a new job and was handed a book.
"What's this?" I asked.
"This is our work bible" replied the manager.
"Why call it a Bible?"
"Because it's written by man and it's full of errors."
"What's this?" I asked.
"This is our work bible" replied the manager.
"Why call it a Bible?"
"Because it's written by man and it's full of errors."
What did Adam say to Eve when handing her something to wear?
"Take it or leaf it.”
"Take it or leaf it.”
How do you know that atoms are Catholic?
They have Mass.
They have Mass.
How do we know that cars are in the New Testament?
Because Jesus was a car-painter (carpenter).
Because Jesus was a car-painter (carpenter).
When is the first math homework problem mentioned in the Bible?
When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.
When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.
Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
How did Paul greet his friend?
"Give me Phi-lemon!”
"Give me Phi-lemon!”
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