Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
Nebuchadnezzar — he was on grass for seven years.
Bible jokes - Page 2
The bible is one of the best-selling books in the world.
It's very prophetable.
It's very prophetable.
I went running with my Bible...
Now my Psalms are sweaty.
Now my Psalms are sweaty.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
On the side of his head.
Trump’s Twitter is like the Christian Bible.
Both believers and nonbelievers read it to reinforce their views.
Both believers and nonbelievers read it to reinforce their views.
Why did Boaz hate lying?
Because he loved truth.
Because he loved truth.
What’s a miracle that can be done by a complainer?
Turning anything into whine.
Turning anything into whine.
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