Trump’s Twitter is like the Christian Bible.
Both believers and nonbelievers read it to reinforce their views.
Trump’s Twitter is like the Christian
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Problems are like Bible salesmen...
If you pretend that they are not there, sooner or later they disappear.
If you pretend that they are not there, sooner or later they disappear.
Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
Nebuchadnezzar — he was on grass for seven years.
Nebuchadnezzar — he was on grass for seven years.
Why couldn’t the Israelites initially enter the Promised Land?
It wasn’t the Pinky Promised Land.
It wasn’t the Pinky Promised Land.
How do pastors like their orange juice?
With pulpit.
With pulpit.
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the Bible.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
He thought he saw a job.
He thought he saw a job.
On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
Quackers.
Quackers.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
As long as he was Abel.
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