How do pastors like their orange juice?
With pulpit.
How do pastors like their orange
More jokes on Bible jokes
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the Bible.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
He thought he saw a job.
He thought he saw a job.
On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
Quackers.
Quackers.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
As long as he was Abel.
The bible is one of the best-selling books in the world.
It's very prophetable.
It's very prophetable.
What do you call the parts of the Bible without Moses?
Mosn't.
Mosn't.
Why are there no Hondas in the bible?
Because Jesus never spoke of his own Accord.
Because Jesus never spoke of his own Accord.
The Holy Bible is proven to be 100% accurate.
When thrown at a close-range, especially.
When thrown at a close-range, especially.
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