Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
He thought he saw a job.
Why did the unemployed man get excited
More jokes on Bible jokes
On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
Quackers.
Quackers.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
As long as he was Abel.
The bible is one of the best-selling books in the world.
It's very prophetable.
It's very prophetable.
What do you call the parts of the Bible without Moses?
Mosn't.
Mosn't.
Why are there no Hondas in the bible?
Because Jesus never spoke of his own Accord.
Because Jesus never spoke of his own Accord.
The Holy Bible is proven to be 100% accurate.
When thrown at a close-range, especially.
When thrown at a close-range, especially.
I’m reading a book that compares the different versions of the Bible.
Turns out, there is a lot of cross referencing.
Turns out, there is a lot of cross referencing.
Why didn't Noah go fishing?
He only had two worms.
He only had two worms.
How do you know that atoms are Catholic?
They have Mass.
They have Mass.
Who was the greatest female businessperson in the Bible?
Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
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