The Holy Bible is proven to be 100% accurate.
When thrown at a close-range, especially.
The Holy Bible is proven to be 100%
More jokes on Bible jokes
I’m reading a book that compares the different versions of the Bible.
Turns out, there is a lot of cross referencing.
Turns out, there is a lot of cross referencing.
Why didn't Noah go fishing?
He only had two worms.
He only had two worms.
How do you know that atoms are Catholic?
They have Mass.
They have Mass.
Who was the greatest female businessperson in the Bible?
Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
How do angels greet each other?
Halo, halo, halo.
Halo, halo, halo.
What type of car does Jesus drive?
A Christ-ler.
A Christ-ler.
What did pirates call Noah’s boat?
"The arrrrrrk.”
"The arrrrrrk.”
Why did Boaz hate lying?
Because he loved truth.
Because he loved truth.
Why didn’t anyone want to fight Goliath?
It seemed like a giant ordeal.
It seemed like a giant ordeal.
What’s a believer’s favorite fruit?
Spiritual.
Spiritual.
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