How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
How long did Cain hate his brother? As
More jokes on Bible jokes
The bible is one of the best-selling books in the world.
It's very prophetable.
It's very prophetable.
What do you call the parts of the Bible without Moses?
Mosn't.
Mosn't.
Why are there no Hondas in the bible?
Because Jesus never spoke of his own Accord.
Because Jesus never spoke of his own Accord.
The Holy Bible is proven to be 100% accurate.
When thrown at a close-range, especially.
When thrown at a close-range, especially.
I’m reading a book that compares the different versions of the Bible.
Turns out, there is a lot of cross referencing.
Turns out, there is a lot of cross referencing.
Why didn't Noah go fishing?
He only had two worms.
He only had two worms.
How do you know that atoms are Catholic?
They have Mass.
They have Mass.
Who was the greatest female businessperson in the Bible?
Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
How do angels greet each other?
Halo, halo, halo.
Halo, halo, halo.
What type of car does Jesus drive?
A Christ-ler.
A Christ-ler.
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