Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
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Did Eve have a date with Adam?
No, just an apple.
No, just an apple.
Who was the fastest runner in the race?
Adam, because he was first in the human race.
Adam, because he was first in the human race.
When was meat first mentioned in the Bible?
When Noah took ham into the ark.
When Noah took ham into the ark.
"And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best.”
Sony 16:9.
Sony 16:9.
What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car?
A convertible.
A convertible.
Why did God create man before woman?
Because He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Because He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Why did Moses cross the Red Sea?
To get to the other side.
To get to the other side.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
If you need an Ark, I Noah guy.
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