A lawyer gets diagnosed with a terminal Illness.
On his deathbed, he asks for a Bible. The hospital staff thinks he has become religious now that his end is near. The doctor notices him going through every line carefully with a grave expression, so he asks, "what are you doing?". The lawyer looks up and replies dryly, "looking for a loophole."
Bible jokes - Page 10
In the bible, Samson was a tough man.
But his father Samsonite was a real hard case.
But his father Samsonite was a real hard case.
The Bible has so many fantastic stories.
It's unbelievable!
It's unbelievable!
Who was the shortest man in the Bible?
Nehemiah (knee-high-miah).
Nehemiah (knee-high-miah).
Who was the 1st surfer in the Bible?
Paul. In Acts, he "came ashore on a board"!
Paul. In Acts, he "came ashore on a board"!
Which king in the Bible preferred to do everything alone?
King Solomon.
King Solomon.
Which nursery song would Jesus have heard the most?
"Mary Had a Little Lamb.”
"Mary Had a Little Lamb.”
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
Ruthless.
Ruthless.
Which Bible character had no parents?
Joshua, son of Nun.
Joshua, son of Nun.
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