What sort of lights were on Noah’s Ark?
Floodlights.
Bible jokes - Page 11
For what reason did the falcon sit on the congregation steeple?
Since it was a feathered creature of ask.
Since it was a feathered creature of ask.
Which Bible character is a locksmith?
Zacchaeus.
Zacchaeus.
Which Bible character was super-fit?
Absalom.
Absalom.
Which book of the major prophets is the easiest to understand?
EZekiel.
EZekiel.
What do you call a prophet who’s also a chef?
Habakkuk.
Habakkuk.
What do you call person who's read every word of the Bible cover to cover twice?
An atheist.
An atheist.
Is baseball mentioned in the bible?
Yes!
In the "big inning."
Yes!
In the "big inning."
Do priests who do mass without a bible...
Doing it priestyle?
Doing it priestyle?
My uncle got shot by a stray bullet. By some miracle, he had a bible in his jacket pocket.
So he had something to read as he bled to death.
So he had something to read as he bled to death.
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