"Guys pray for my friend. He told me he only believed 12.5% of the bible...
He said he's an eighth theist."
"Guys pray for my friend. He told me he
More jokes on Bible jokes
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older.
Then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.
Then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.
The thief that stole my diary and my Bible died today.
My thoughts and prayers are with his family.
My thoughts and prayers are with his family.
Trump’s Twitter is like the Christian Bible.
Both believers and nonbelievers read it to reinforce their views.
Both believers and nonbelievers read it to reinforce their views.
Problems are like Bible salesmen...
If you pretend that they are not there, sooner or later they disappear.
If you pretend that they are not there, sooner or later they disappear.
Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
Nebuchadnezzar — he was on grass for seven years.
Nebuchadnezzar — he was on grass for seven years.
Why couldn’t the Israelites initially enter the Promised Land?
It wasn’t the Pinky Promised Land.
It wasn’t the Pinky Promised Land.
How do pastors like their orange juice?
With pulpit.
With pulpit.
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the Bible.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
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