Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
Who was the greatest comedian in the
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What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car?
A convertible.
A convertible.
Why did God create man before woman?
Because He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Because He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Why did Moses cross the Red Sea?
To get to the other side.
To get to the other side.
Recently, I've been using the Bible for support.
I've got a wobbly coffee table.
I've got a wobbly coffee table.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Why did the hawk sit on the church steeple?
Because it was a bird of pray.
Because it was a bird of pray.
If you need an Ark, I Noah guy.
How do we know Moses wore a wig?
Because sometimes he was with Aaron and sometimes he wasn’t.
Because sometimes he was with Aaron and sometimes he wasn’t.
Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
The area around the River Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
The area around the River Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
When is the first math homework problem mentioned in the Bible?
When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.
When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.
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