Why did the hawk sit on the church steeple?
Because it was a bird of pray.
Why did the hawk sit on the church
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If you need an Ark, I Noah guy.
How do we know Moses wore a wig?
Because sometimes he was with Aaron and sometimes he wasn’t.
Because sometimes he was with Aaron and sometimes he wasn’t.
Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
The area around the River Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
The area around the River Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
When is the first math homework problem mentioned in the Bible?
When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.
When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.
"Guys pray for my friend. He told me he only believed 12.5% of the bible...
He said he's an eighth theist."
He said he's an eighth theist."
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older.
Then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.
Then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.
The thief that stole my diary and my Bible died today.
My thoughts and prayers are with his family.
My thoughts and prayers are with his family.
Trump’s Twitter is like the Christian Bible.
Both believers and nonbelievers read it to reinforce their views.
Both believers and nonbelievers read it to reinforce their views.
Problems are like Bible salesmen...
If you pretend that they are not there, sooner or later they disappear.
If you pretend that they are not there, sooner or later they disappear.
Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
Nebuchadnezzar — he was on grass for seven years.
Nebuchadnezzar — he was on grass for seven years.
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