The Bible is not a very good book.
But Noah’s arc was flooded with good story.
The Bible is not a very good book. But
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How is number π like the Bible?
Both are believed to contain all the wisdom mankind will ever have. Most people think that one of them has a proven value. While the other is irrational.
Both are believed to contain all the wisdom mankind will ever have. Most people think that one of them has a proven value. While the other is irrational.
I went to Hell for burning a Bible and shooting up the ashes with a syringe.
I guess I shouldn't have taken the Lord's name in vein.
I guess I shouldn't have taken the Lord's name in vein.
I started a new job and was handed a book.
"What's this?" I asked.
"This is our work bible" replied the manager.
"Why call it a Bible?"
"Because it's written by man and it's full of errors."
"What's this?" I asked.
"This is our work bible" replied the manager.
"Why call it a Bible?"
"Because it's written by man and it's full of errors."
Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist?
She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.
She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.