I went to Hell for burning a Bible and shooting up the ashes with a syringe.
I guess I shouldn't have taken the Lord's name in vein.
I went to Hell for burning a Bible and
More jokes on Bible jokes
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Hebrews it.
When is medicine first mentioned in the Bible?
When God gave Moses two tablets.
When God gave Moses two tablets.
At what time of day did God create Adam?
Just before Eve.
Just before Eve.
How do you make Holy Water?
Get regular water and boil the devil out of it.
Get regular water and boil the devil out of it.
Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
No, just an apple.
No, just an apple.
Who was the fastest runner in the race?
Adam, because he was first in the human race.
Adam, because he was first in the human race.
When was meat first mentioned in the Bible?
When Noah took ham into the ark.
When Noah took ham into the ark.
How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income.
By his net income.
"And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best.”
Sony 16:9.
Sony 16:9.
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