What does God call his nose?
God knows.
What does God call his nose? God knows.
More jokes on Bible jokes
I went running with my Bible...
Now my Psalms are sweaty.
Now my Psalms are sweaty.
What’s a miracle that can be done by a complainer?
Turning anything into whine.
Turning anything into whine.
Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
Samson. He brought the house down.
What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car?
A convertible.
A convertible.
Why did God create man before woman?
Because He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Because He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Why did Moses cross the Red Sea?
To get to the other side.
To get to the other side.
Recently, I've been using the Bible for support.
I've got a wobbly coffee table.
I've got a wobbly coffee table.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Why did the hawk sit on the church steeple?
Because it was a bird of pray.
Because it was a bird of pray.
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