Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead.
I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
Jokes, quotes, games - Page 123
Two cannibals were having lunch.
"Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other.
"Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
"Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other.
"Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
How does Santa take pictures?
With his Pole-aroid camera.
With his Pole-aroid camera.
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize.
He wanted to win the no-bell prize.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me get inside?
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me get inside?
Yo mama so fat the only reason she took algebra in high school was because she heard there was gonna be some pi.
You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
Two blood cells met and fell in love.
Alas, it was all in vein.
Alas, it was all in vein.
Who makes the best apple pies in the family?
Granny Smith.
Granny Smith.
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