Jokes, quotes, games - Page 125
What do you do when you see a Mexican running? Run after him and think what he could have stolen
What did one gay sperm say to another? "How do we find an egg in all of this shit?"
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
Because they were using "fowl" language.
Because they were using "fowl" language.
Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
My Girlfriend wanted me to treat her like a princess for her birthday.
So I took her out, got her drunk, and crashed the car.
So I took her out, got her drunk, and crashed the car.
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
On a periodic table.
What did the science book say to the math book?
You’ve got problems.
You’ve got problems.
Why do Gay men pay such high car insurance? Because they are always getting creamed from behind!
Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.
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