What did the science book say to the math book?
You’ve got problems.
What did the science book say to the
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What sound does a subatomic duck make?
Quark.
Quark.
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
On a periodic table.
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
They’re always working with solutions.
They’re always working with solutions.
Why do researchers look forward to Fridays?
They can wear genes to work.
They can wear genes to work.
Why is the dieting advice to "eat light” so dangerous?
That’s how you become a black hole.
That’s how you become a black hole.
What do protons and life coaches have in common?
They know how to stay positive.
They know how to stay positive.
What did the helpless T cell say when facing the infection?
Is there antibody out there?
Is there antibody out there?
What do you call a bunch of iron atoms at a carnival?
A ferrous wheel.
A ferrous wheel.
Why did the chemist hang up periodic table posters everywhere?
It made him feel like he was in his element.
It made him feel like he was in his element.
Why is combining a proton and an electron to make a neutron so popular?
It’s free of charge.
It’s free of charge.
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