Why is the dieting advice to "eat light” so dangerous?
That’s how you become a black hole.
Why is the dieting advice to "eat
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What do protons and life coaches have in common?
They know how to stay positive.
They know how to stay positive.
What did the helpless T cell say when facing the infection?
Is there antibody out there?
Is there antibody out there?
What do you call a bunch of iron atoms at a carnival?
A ferrous wheel.
A ferrous wheel.
Why did the chemist hang up periodic table posters everywhere?
It made him feel like he was in his element.
It made him feel like he was in his element.
Why is combining a proton and an electron to make a neutron so popular?
It’s free of charge.
It’s free of charge.
How do you throw a party in space?
You planet.
You planet.
What did the proton say to the electron to start a fight?
I’m sick of your negativity.
I’m sick of your negativity.
Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
It gives them square roots.
What’s a pirate’s favorite element?
Aaaaargon.
Aaaaargon.
Why did the physicist break up with the biologist?
There was no chemistry.
There was no chemistry.
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