What do you call a bunch of iron atoms at a carnival?
A ferrous wheel.
What do you call a bunch of iron atoms
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Why did the chemist hang up periodic table posters everywhere?
It made him feel like he was in his element.
It made him feel like he was in his element.
Why is combining a proton and an electron to make a neutron so popular?
It’s free of charge.
It’s free of charge.
How do you throw a party in space?
You planet.
You planet.
What did the proton say to the electron to start a fight?
I’m sick of your negativity.
I’m sick of your negativity.
Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
It gives them square roots.
What’s a pirate’s favorite element?
Aaaaargon.
Aaaaargon.
Why did the physicist break up with the biologist?
There was no chemistry.
There was no chemistry.
How do geologists ask each other out?
They say, "Are you a carbon sample? Because I’d love to date you.”
They say, "Are you a carbon sample? Because I’d love to date you.”
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Sorry! My fault.
Sorry! My fault.
What did the biologist wear to impress his date?
Designer genes
Designer genes
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