You might be a redneck if the Halloween
You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today.
I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine.
I guess that was why several of us died of tuberculosis.
I guess that was why several of us died of tuberculosis.
"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
There's some soldiers in Vietnam.
And they've been pinned down in their trench for days.
Finally one guy says,"Fuck this I really have to pee guys. Lay down covering fire, i'll run into the bushes. When I'm done I'll give a signal and you can give me covering fire while i run back."
So they lay down fire, and he runs off into the jungle.
But he's gone for a good half an hour, they're finally convinced that he's been murdered by Charlie when they hear the signal.
So they lay down fire and he sprints out of the jungle and leaps back into the trench.
So obviously they're pretty confused.
They ask "what the hell took you so long man?"
The guy says, "well i was just finishing up my business, when I met this beautiful Vietnamese girl, and we just started having sex right there. we did every position imaginable, missionary, doggy style, everything. It was great."
One of his buddies asks "Well did you get any head?"
He replies "There was no head."
And they've been pinned down in their trench for days.
Finally one guy says,"Fuck this I really have to pee guys. Lay down covering fire, i'll run into the bushes. When I'm done I'll give a signal and you can give me covering fire while i run back."
So they lay down fire, and he runs off into the jungle.
But he's gone for a good half an hour, they're finally convinced that he's been murdered by Charlie when they hear the signal.
So they lay down fire and he sprints out of the jungle and leaps back into the trench.
So obviously they're pretty confused.
They ask "what the hell took you so long man?"
The guy says, "well i was just finishing up my business, when I met this beautiful Vietnamese girl, and we just started having sex right there. we did every position imaginable, missionary, doggy style, everything. It was great."
One of his buddies asks "Well did you get any head?"
He replies "There was no head."
Two cannibals are enjoying a Thanksgiving dinner and a light conversation about all things family.
"I just can't stand my mother-in-law," sighs one.
"That's quite understandable," nods the other one, "why don't you just have the potatoes with the gravy?"
"I just can't stand my mother-in-law," sighs one.
"That's quite understandable," nods the other one, "why don't you just have the potatoes with the gravy?"
Two cannibals were having their dinner.
One said to the other "I don't like your friend."
The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
One said to the other "I don't like your friend."
The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
"Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?"
"He was sacked for making a grave mistake."
"He was sacked for making a grave mistake."
W: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere.
A: Everywhere.
Some people just need a hug… Around the neck… with a rope.
Q: How does every black joke start?
A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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