Jokes, quotes, games - Page 120
"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake.
Sincerely, Michael Myers
Sincerely, Michael Myers
I just ended a long-term relationship today.
I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine.
I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine.
Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife?
When she spread her legs he saw bush.
When she spread her legs he saw bush.
Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
When you cross a Rottweiler with a hyena, what do you get?
I'm not sure, but if it begins laughing, I'm going to join in.
I'm not sure, but if it begins laughing, I'm going to join in.
Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
A: Cancer.
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!
A dead puppy!
Your momma is so old when her breast milk comes out it's powder.
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