Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead.
I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
Sylvester Stallone's son was found
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I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade.
Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender?
A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?"
Matthew: "I don't know. What?"
Michael: "Candy corneas."
Matthew: "I don't know. What?"
Michael: "Candy corneas."
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?
He ate himself.
He ate himself.
Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing?
A: He didn't have any arms.
A: He didn't have any arms.
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other?
A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
The judge asks the murderer:
Why did you kill that old lady?
For money..
But you got only 20 cents
Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
Why did you kill that old lady?
For money..
But you got only 20 cents
Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
He had his first taste of Christianity!
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