Yo mama so fat the only reason she took
Yo mama so fat the only reason she took algebra in high school was because she heard there was gonna be some pi.
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Yo momma so stupid it took her four hours to watch "60 Minutes."
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Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections.
Your momma is so old when her breast milk comes out it's powder.
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo momma is so fat you need to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side.
Yo mama is like a campfire: everybody gets to stick their wieners in.
Yo mamma so short when she tried to smoke weed she couldn't get high.
Yo momma's so fat, she played the role of the boulder in the first Indiana Jones movie.
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