Who makes the best apple pies in the family?
Granny Smith.
Who makes the best apple pies in the
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What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a shellfish?
A crab apple pie.
A crab apple pie.
Why did the hornet serve honeycrisp apples?
Bee cause.
Bee cause.
How many grams of protein are in a slice of apple pi?
3.14159265
3.14159265
What did the apple pie say to the pecan pie?
You’re Nuts!
You’re Nuts!
What did the apple tree say to the hungry caterpillar?
Leaf me alone.
Leaf me alone.
What do you call an apple with bees in it?
A bapple.
A bapple.
How do you make an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill.
Push it down a hill.
What kind of pie has a short temper?
A crab apple pie.
A crab apple pie.
What did the annoyed worm reply when he was asked "what’s eating you?” by his friend?
Worms – worms are eating me.
Worms – worms are eating me.
Why did the apple join the circus?
It loved all the apple-ause.
It loved all the apple-ause.
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