How do you make an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill.
How do you make an apple
More jokes on Apple jokes
What kind of pie has a short temper?
A crab apple pie.
A crab apple pie.
What did the annoyed worm reply when he was asked "what’s eating you?” by his friend?
Worms – worms are eating me.
Worms – worms are eating me.
Why did the apple join the circus?
It loved all the apple-ause.
It loved all the apple-ause.
What do you get when you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple.
A crab apple.
What apple isn’t an apple?
A pineapple.
A pineapple.
How many pastry chefs does it take to make an apple pie?
3.14.
3.14.
What did the apple say to the almond?
You’re nuts.
You’re nuts.
What kind of apple grows on Christmas trees?
Pine apples.
Pine apples.
What did Paula Red eat at the barbecue?
She ate apple-d pork sandwich.
She ate apple-d pork sandwich.
Which monster is red, round and comes out in Autumn?
Frankenapple.
Frankenapple.
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