What do you get when you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple.
What do you get when you cross an apple
More jokes on Apple jokes
What apple isn’t an apple?
A pineapple.
A pineapple.
How many pastry chefs does it take to make an apple pie?
3.14.
3.14.
What did the apple say to the almond?
You’re nuts.
You’re nuts.
What kind of apple grows on Christmas trees?
Pine apples.
Pine apples.
What did Paula Red eat at the barbecue?
She ate apple-d pork sandwich.
She ate apple-d pork sandwich.
Which monster is red, round and comes out in Autumn?
Frankenapple.
Frankenapple.
How do apples communicate with each other?
With their pie-phones.
With their pie-phones.
How did the investor know Apple’s stock was going to go up?
He had incider information.
He had incider information.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Apple a rabbit out of a hat.
Who’s there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Apple a rabbit out of a hat.
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