Why do kangaroos celebrate their birthdays once every four years?
They only get to celebrate them on leap years.
Birthday jokes - Page 5
What should you say to a fish on its birthday?
Hope you have a fin-tastic birthday!
Hope you have a fin-tastic birthday!
What do cats like to eat with their birthday cakes?
Mice cream.
Mice cream.
What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus have in common?
They were all born on holidays.
They were all born on holidays.
What kind of birthday cake should you get a coffee lover?
A choco-latte cake.
A choco-latte cake.
What does a clam do on his birthday?
It shellebrates!
It shellebrates!
What kind of music is scary for birthday balloons?
Pop music.
Pop music.
Why do some people get heartburn every time they eat birthday cake?
They always forget to take off the candles.
They always forget to take off the candles.
What do monsters serve at their birthday parties?
I scream cake.
I scream cake.
Why are birthdays good for your health?
Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays actually live longer.
Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays actually live longer.
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