Why do people put candles on top of birthday cakes?
Because you can't put them on the bottom.
Birthday jokes - Page 8
What happens when a husband asks his wife for a Segway as his birthday present?
She just changes the topic.
She just changes the topic.
Did you hear what happened between sugar and cream at the birthday party?
It was the icing on the cake.
It was the icing on the cake.
How do you know when you're officially old?
When it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired. Happy birthday!
When it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired. Happy birthday!
Why should you put your birthday cake in the freezer before the party?
To give it more ice-ing.
To give it more ice-ing.
What should you say if someone gives you dirt or sand on your birthday?
" I appreciate the sediment."
" I appreciate the sediment."
Why did the cupcake go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumby.
It was feeling crumby.
What kind of birthday cake will you find in the garbage?
A stomach-cake!
A stomach-cake!
What did the pirate say on this 80th birthday party?
Aye-matey!
Aye-matey!
What's a sure sign you're getting older?
When you and your teeth don’t sleep together.
When you and your teeth don’t sleep together.
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