Why didn't cavemen send birthday cards?
The amount of postage needed to mail rocks got too expensive.
Birthday jokes - Page 10
What should you say to a birthday girl or guy who's worried about turning older?
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long.
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long.
How do you know when you're getting too old?
When the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
When the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
What did the ocean say to the birthday boy?
Nothing, it just waved.
Nothing, it just waved.
What did the basketball player do before blowing out his birthday cake?
He made a swish.
He made a swish.
What did one pea say to the other on its birthday?
Ha pea birthday!
Ha pea birthday!
What do computers want for their birthdays?
An upgrade.
An upgrade.
Why don't owls give each other birthday gifts?
Because they don’t give a hoot!
Because they don’t give a hoot!
Why doesn't Dracula like hosting birthday parties?
He says planing them is a pain in the neck.
He says planing them is a pain in the neck.
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