Why are birthdays good for your health?
Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays actually live longer.
Birthday jokes - Page 6
Did you hear about the birthday candle sale?
It was a big blowout!
It was a big blowout!
Why did the boy soap as a birthday present?
Because it was a soaprize party!
Because it was a soaprize party!
How come you didn't get me a birthday present?
You did say I should surprise you, right?
You did say I should surprise you, right?
What was the elephant's birthday wish?
A trunk full of gifts.
A trunk full of gifts.
What kind of birthday cake do ghosts like?
I scream cake.
I scream cake.
What's the fanciest kind of birthday party you can throw for a dog?
A ball.
A ball.
What do you get a hunter as a birthday present?
A birthday pheasant.
A birthday pheasant.
Why was the birthday cake hard as a rock?
It was a marble cake.
It was a marble cake.
Why couldn't the pony sing happy birthday?
She was feeling a little hoarse.
She was feeling a little hoarse.