Why are birthdays good for your health?
Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays actually live longer.
Why are birthdays good for your
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What's something you get for your birthday every year, aside from cake and presents?
Another year older.
Another year older.
Did you hear about the birthday candle sale?
It was a big blowout!
It was a big blowout!
Why did the birthday girl feel so warm at her birthday party?
People kept toasting her!
People kept toasting her!
Why did the boy soap as a birthday present?
Because it was a soaprize party!
Because it was a soaprize party!
Why is it a good idea to become friends with babies?
It means you'll get free cake once a year on their birthday for the rest of your life.
It means you'll get free cake once a year on their birthday for the rest of your life.
How come you didn't get me a birthday present?
You did say I should surprise you, right?
You did say I should surprise you, right?
What was the elephant's birthday wish?
A trunk full of gifts.
A trunk full of gifts.
What kind of birthday cake do ghosts like?
I scream cake.
I scream cake.
What's the fanciest kind of birthday party you can throw for a dog?
A ball.
A ball.
What do you get a hunter as a birthday present?
A birthday pheasant.
A birthday pheasant.
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