Why is it a good idea to become friends with babies?
It means you'll get free cake once a year on their birthday for the rest of your life.
Why is it a good idea to become friends
More jokes on Birthday jokes
How come you didn't get me a birthday present?
You did say I should surprise you, right?
You did say I should surprise you, right?
What was the elephant's birthday wish?
A trunk full of gifts.
A trunk full of gifts.
What kind of birthday cake do ghosts like?
I scream cake.
I scream cake.
What's the fanciest kind of birthday party you can throw for a dog?
A ball.
A ball.
What do you get a hunter as a birthday present?
A birthday pheasant.
A birthday pheasant.
Why was the birthday cake hard as a rock?
It was a marble cake.
It was a marble cake.
Why did the woman celebrate her birthday for only 30 seconds?
It was her 32nd birthday.
It was her 32nd birthday.
What should you give a dragon for its birthday?
I’m not sure, but you'd better hope he’ll like it!
I’m not sure, but you'd better hope he’ll like it!
Why do all of my relatives keep reminding me how old I am on my birthday?
Because age is a relative thing.
Because age is a relative thing.
Why couldn't the pony sing happy birthday?
She was feeling a little hoarse.
She was feeling a little hoarse.
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