Why do all of my relatives keep reminding me how old I am on my birthday?
Because age is a relative thing.
Why do all of my relatives keep
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Why couldn't the pony sing happy birthday?
She was feeling a little hoarse.
She was feeling a little hoarse.
What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus have in common?
They were all born on holidays.
They were all born on holidays.
What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?
Hoppy Birthday!
Hoppy Birthday!
What’s the best way to remember your wife's birthday?
Forget it once.
Forget it once.
What should you say to a fish on its birthday?
Hope you have a fin-tastic birthday!
Hope you have a fin-tastic birthday!
Why is a birthday cake like playing baseball?
They both need batters.
They both need batters.
How can you tell if a birthday cake is sad?
If it's in tiers.
If it's in tiers.
What did the cake say to the birthday girl?
You wanna piece of me?
You wanna piece of me?
What is no cat birthday party complete without?
Mewsic.
Mewsic.
Why does the room get brighter on your birthday every year?
All of the candles on your birthday cake light things up!
All of the candles on your birthday cake light things up!