Why is a birthday cake like playing baseball?
They both need batters.
Why is a birthday cake like playing
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How can you tell if a birthday cake is sad?
If it's in tiers.
If it's in tiers.
What did the cake say to the birthday girl?
You wanna piece of me?
You wanna piece of me?
What is no cat birthday party complete without?
Mewsic.
Mewsic.
Why does the room get brighter on your birthday every year?
All of the candles on your birthday cake light things up!
All of the candles on your birthday cake light things up!
What do you call a sick birthday cake?
Coughee cake
Coughee cake
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
Angel food cake.
When is a birthday cake similar to a golf ball?
When it's sliced.
When it's sliced.
What did the fork ask the sad birthday cake?
"What's eating you up?"
"What's eating you up?"
Why do kangaroos celebrate their birthdays once every four years?
They only get to celebrate them on leap years.
They only get to celebrate them on leap years.
What did one spouse say to the other when they started doing dishes on their birthday?
"You really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday! You can just do them tomorrow."
"You really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday! You can just do them tomorrow."
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